Bill Burr Net Worth

Bill Burr's Quotes

• [on weekend brunches] Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you could spend $18 on eggs?
• [on pedophiles] It's so much easier for them now with the Internet. In the old days, a pedophile would have to go the trouble of renting an ice-cream truck. Today, all he has to do is to Google www.eight-year-old-whose-parents-have-fallen-asleep.com.
• [on his performance style] On a good night, depending on my mood, it can change up to 60%. I wouldn't know how to do the exact same act, night after night. I would go absolutely insane.
• [on fixing overpopulation] You know how I would do it? I would randomly sink cruise ships.

Interesting Facts about Bill Burr

1. Is the first stand-up comedian to perform on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (2009).
2. Of Irish, French and German descent.
3. Graduate of Emerson College in Boston, MA.
4. His brother Robert is a selectman and was briefly a candidate to fill Massachusetts' vacant seat in the US Senate after the death of Ted Kennedy (I) in 2009.
5. His father was a dentist, and Bill worked for him as a dental hygienist for some time.
6. He and his wife Nia welcomed their first child, a daughter, on January 20, 2017.
7. Known as a huge sports fan.
8. Supports the New England Patriots.
9. Worked in a warehouse before becoming a comedian.
10. Is a licensed helicopter pilot, his proudest accomplishment having been realized in 2015.